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Usually fat and mannish. Arettas are known for having a million kids and brown hair usually. If you encounter am Aretta run before she mistakes you for a hotdog, or worse one of her friends. At first the Aretta will seem friendly but over time, she will become uglier and uglier (a reverse nanny McPhee) and she will soon treat you like a pile of poop. Run away from them at all costs
I befriended an Aretta once, man she was ugly but I gave her a chance. Never again.
Aretta sure was a whore but her millions of kids were nice, for the most part
Aretta sure was a whore but her millions of kids were nice, for the most part
by Thunderthighs29 July 16, 2017
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