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Hamster Arctic Pipeline 

The act of someone taking a hamster, hollowing it out so it is just skin, filling it with shit and freezing it. They then proceed to use it as a dildo.
Filbert the Hamster was spinning round on his wheel when Matthew had an idea. He tried hamster feltching before on Filberts big brother, but it cut the shit out of his insides. He also quite liked arctic pipeline so he had the genius idea of combining the two. Matthew enjoyed Hamster Arctic Pipeline so much he cleaned up and went straight back to the pet shop.

Artic Pipeline 

When someone takes a shit inside a condom and puts its in the freezer inorder to use it as a dildo.
"Hey man do you have any dildos?"
"No, I use a Artic Pipeline!"