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Arctic Monkey

The act of freezing a banana over night and useing it as a dildo the next day.

Also leaving a banana flavor on the area of use ;)
Jen: "why do you smell like a banana"
Jill: "oh I just gave myself a good old arctic monkey"
Jen: "ohhhhh lucky you"
by Lwellington August 26, 2015
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Verb
1. To pretend to have the same superficial interests as a person, with the goal to have sex with them. Coined for the pretentious tastes that many art hoes and alt girls have, including the band Arctic Monkeys.
Guy 1: "Bro this pink-haired chick let me smash last night after I told her I liked Steven Universe"
Guy 2: "Dude you totally arctic monkey'd her!"
by ElliotRodgerCW October 29, 2019
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Humans descended from apes that gradually spread from Africa via the Mediterranean and Eurasia to the Arctic circle
Bev: “It’s Baltic out there tonight, pet. Wish I owned a coat.” Janet: “Fook off - we’re Arctic monkeys.”
by pauly coconuts February 6, 2020
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yo imma Google what band makes the best songs

Google: Arctic monkeys
by Hunitsme July 31, 2021
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Arctic Monkeys are a british indie rock band. They consist of alex turner(singer ),matt helders(drummer),jamie cook(lead guitarist)nick 'o malley(bass).They have 4 albums and all the albums have gone to no 1 in the UK charts. Their latest album suck it and see beat lady gaga's album born this way and went to no 1. Suck it and see has already won the best album of the year 2011 in mojo awards and it has gotten many good reviews and is being claimed as the best album of the year 2011 My friend: Bro how awesome is suck it and see
Me: Its awesome album has great songs like the piledriver waltz, hellcat spangled shalala, love is a laserquest, reckless serenade and more
by kylesalmon October 17, 2011
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A indie rock band, known for their 2013 album AM, & songs like “Do I wanna know? & “Why’d you only call me when your high?”

a great band you should really listen to ;)
person 1: hey! whatcu listening to?
person 2: a cool little rock band called Arctic Monkeys, you should give them a listen!
person 1: i may have heard of them before, arent one of their songs “do i wanna know?”
person 2: yeah! but they have some other great hits also!!
by morganxadams February 20, 2020
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