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Afraction 

When you are only attracted to women that are a size 10 upper body but a size 14 lower body

Or better still but much rarer 8 upper body and 14 or 16 lower body

Slim upper torso, small empty breasts, thick thighs, big round ass
She's 10 over 14, I have such an afraction for her
Afraction by Working Class Hero December 29, 2020

Arachnoleptic Shock 

The fit your body goes into after having discovered you are walking through a spider web, instantly turning you into a ninja with the ability to scream higher than Mariah Carey.
Erika went into Arachnoleptic Shock whilst walking through the trees, shrieking and flinging her arms around like Samurai swords to ward off sneaky spiders.

Steve: "Is Erika fucking breakdancing?

Erika: "EEEeeeeeeeek! Spiders attacking!"

Amanda: "Nooo, she's in Arachnoleptic Shock, fucking spider webs sneak up on you!"

Spider: "Scream louder bitch!"
Arachnoleptic Shock by Just Brushed September 23, 2011
Arantza is a very inspirational girl. She inspires alot of people. She is a very sweet girl. You will always see a wonderful smile on her face.She is a very smart girl. Even though she doesnt realize it she is very beautiful , inside and out. She is one of the most amazing people you will ever meet.Guys never stop thinking about her. She is a great person to have in your life , as a friend or lover.
"Arantza is just so amazing and beautiful"
"I know bro."
Arantza by itsthetruth.123. October 3, 2011

Arachnoleptic Fit 

An arachnoleptic fit is the little dance you do when you walk through a spider web as you try to get it off of you. Often used as a verb or a noun. Can also be used to express distress in seeing a spider.
Darn, I'm just might have an arachnoleptic fit if I see that spider one more time.

Person 1:Is there something wrong with them?
Person 2:Nah, they're just having an arachnoleptic fit.
Arachnoleptic Fit by Sewsuper November 17, 2011

Not here to fornicate with arachnids 

A more nuanced take on ‘not here to fuck spiders’. A classic Australianism expressing that things of little consequence or excessive moderation are not worthy to be undertaken.

Further context, similar to ‘having bigger fish to fry’.
“Hey Ellis, last drinks just got called. Pint of pale and mezcal chaser?” says Toph.
“Not here to fornicate with arachnids.” he replies in support of the offer.
One of the most beautiful, stunning, and breath-taking girls you'll ever meet. Undoubtably, they are always loving and caring. They can be extremely stubborn at times, but it'll always make you laugh because it's adorable. Her smile can light up a thousand rooms, and also never fail to make your day better. If you find an Araceli, don't ever let go.
"Hey man, are you dating Araceli?"

"Yeah, I'm the luckiest guy alive"
Araceli by (C)ameron October 31, 2012