abaconian

A fun spirited citizen of the Commonwealth of the Bahamas, specifically from the Northwestern chain of strongly connected islands known as ABACO

The Bahamas and ABACONIAN’s are an awesome part of American history and they need a new US Ambassador soon.

abaconian by Wclaybourne March 11, 2021

amazonian 

(n.) A tall, powerful woman.

The amazonian ate the nerd.

amazonian by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

Arachnian 

(Proper) Noun,
Eight legged people said to crawl around the Earth.
Recent appearances: Canada, New Mexico, Georgia, Australia, and worst of all Hawaii
If seen please report to the Arachnian subredittit.

Person A: Did you see that thing in the forest
Person B: Yea, it looked creepy
Person C: It looked like an Arachnian

Person B: whats that?
Person C: A spider person who grows legs out of their back

Person A: This is why we don't hang out with you anymore, Fred
Person B: We didn't even invite you, go home
Person C: Alright.

Arachnian by Arachnid Protector March 6, 2021

Amazonian Slamjob 

1. When a girl violently beats your dick until you cry

2. A violent handjob

"Yo bro I got an amazonian slamjob last night."
"Damn bruh that sucks."

Amazonian Slamjob by imapython October 24, 2015

Alconian 

Alconianism is a religious belief in Char. It is a small religion but it is slowly growing. It is the belief in Char and her teachings.

Jakob: Did you see that new Harry Potter book that Char loves?

Beth: Yes! It was so inspiring. I’m so proud to be an Alconian.

Alconian by Alconiansforever September 6, 2021

amazonian masterhood 

Phrase first coined by the great Al Bundy, referring to the oppressive dominance of life wrecking women. Led to the creation of No Ma'am, the National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood.

I'm sick of my ugly, lazy wife. I'm joining No Ma'am and taking a stand against amazonian masterhood!

amazonian masterhood by DirkD January 24, 2007

amazonian penis fish

the kandiru fish of the amazon. called the 'Amazonian Penis Fish' because of it's rather unsettling habit of occasionally swimming up the urethra of an individual taking a piss in the amazon. it then proceeds to secrete it's spines into the urethra, and embeds itself in the urethra, mistakenly thinking its latched into the gill structure of another fish- its usually prefered prey.

jake got his penis plugged by an amazonian penis fish!

jake: doctor, what are you doing with that knife!?!?!
doctor: im sorry, son, but we're gonna have to cut of your cock.
jake: NOOOOO!!!!1!!1!1

amazonian penis fish by bl4ck_d0g May 24, 2008