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Aqua Man  

When having sex, the man grabs the girl by the neck and shoves her head in and out of water while penatration is being made.
Ima aqua man that hoe i dont supperman no moe
Aqua Man by billty March 16, 2008

Aqua Man 

Getting a blowjob in the shower, then blowing your load on the loofah and making the other person wash their body with it.
She will need more than water to clean her up after I gave her that epic Aqua Man.
Aqua Man by Chadrip65 March 29, 2016

aqua man wonder fresh

see "WET MAN". When a wet man is so wet, he is upgraded to the status of AQUA MAN WONDER FRESH.
boy boy owns 3 Tidas and is a Zesser man, this makes the girls so wet that he's the status of an aqua man wonder fresh.

The Aqua-man 

The act of fingering a woman's vagina so well, that their cum drips down your whole arm to your elbow. Then your other hand grabs your arm, as it is dripping wet with cum, and you then say " I am AQUAMAN!"

As seen on 40 year old virgin, except he had a condom over his arm.
Sean was telling me how he busted The Aqua-man on the girl he liked.
The Aqua-man by Daddy-Diaz February 2, 2010

The Aquaman Conundrum

In film, books, and television, when the day can conveniently be saved by a very specific skill possessed by the protagonist.

See any Aquaman story where the world is saved by talking to fish.

Coined by Marc of Angry Puppy.
The film 10,000 BC had a bad case of the Aquaman Conundrum.
A severely underrated hero. Partly due to bad writing and partly due to idiots who refuse to a little bit of research.

Real name Arthur Curry born of a human father and Atlantian mother. His abilities are not limited to talking to fish, he can communicate with ALL marine life (whales, sharks, giant squids, etc.). He also has super strength (spiderman level on land, superman level in the ocean.) He's and expert sword combatant and has a magic hand the negates magic attacks, so fan favorites like Loki are screwed!

On top of all of that, HES THE GODDAMN KING OF ATLANTIS!!
Generic Douche: "You suck Aquaman!"

*Aquaman grabs douche and hurls him into the sky*

Aquaman: "Whatever you say"
Aquaman by Redfoxboss October 16, 2014