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April O'Neil 

The select type of Sex Worker who would cater to Congressman Madison Cawthorn's aforementioned "sexual get-togethers" with Republican Congress-people such as Kentucky Senator, Russian puppet, and alleged human-reptile hybrid Mitch McConnell.

In other words, a women willing to get her rocks off bumping nasties with Turtles.
Congressman 1: "Hey, I just invited Madison Cawthorn over for a sexual gathering"
Congressman 2: "Dope, he's fit as!"
Congressman 1: "Bad news is, McConnell's already heard, and wants to wet his beak."
Congressman 2: "FUCK! Where are we supposed to find an April O'Neil with this short of notice?"
April O'Neil by gargaM0NK April 2, 2022
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