Applgasm

The state of heightened pleasure caused by Apple products.

Wow, i had so many Applgasms over MobileMe yesterday.

by Phelim August 5, 2008

appgasm

A strong reaction one has when downloading many applications for their new phone.

John went crazy last night- he just kept downloading apps for his new iPhone. Dude, totally had an appgasm.

by nickL211 September 7, 2010

Applegasm

The joy of owning an Apple product is so great, the owner or potential owner will emit a moan of pleasure and, depending on the owner's gender, will sometimes have a hard-on.

Immediately after having an applegasm, the eater's face will be covered with an empty mind, zombie-like grin.

Applegasms are most common after owners or potential owners stand in line for hours or days while waiting for the next great product.

Dude, you got the new Apple! you look like you just had an Applegasm.

by Applegasmer September 13, 2012

applegasm

apple·gasm (noun)

The joy of eating an apple is so great, the eater will emit a moan of pleasure and, depending on the eater's gender, will sometimes have a hard-on.
Immediately after having an applegasm, the eater's face will be covered with apple bits and juice.

Golden Delicious applegasms are most common.

Dude, you look like you just had an applegasm.

by Vitamin December 13, 2008