Apple Patch

The newest in facial hair fashion, made to show how much you care about gender equality

Guy: hey girl
Anna: hey guy! nice apple patch

by TheLegendofB April 16, 2015

Apple Patch

The newest trend in men's facial hair: A patch of hair covering the adam's apple.

Christina: Did you see Jim's apple patch?
Abby: It looks sexy on him!

by SteroidsGraham April 16, 2015

Apple Patch

A patch of facial hair that covers the Adam's apple. Originally a derogatory term, the apple patch broadcasts a man's sex appeal (similar to a happy trail).

Girl 1: Mmm did you see that guy?
Girl 2: Yeah, he has a damn fine apple patch.

by Bawksigrill420 April 16, 2015

Apple Patch

Facial hair that grows on the adam's apple.

"I should really shave the ol' apple patch. It looks pretty ridiculous"

by ILookLikeAndreTheGiant April 11, 2009

applewatch

A 'watch' we wear every day but never actually use it.

-A dialogue
Friend: "Yo, are u ready to meet at 12:00?"
Me: "Sorry mate, my applewatch isn't fully charged, I think we should reschedule."

by DeepBlve January 26, 2023