Apple Patch 

The newest in facial hair fashion, made to show how much you care about gender equality

Guy: hey girl
Anna: hey guy! nice apple patch

Apple Patch by TheLegendofB April 16, 2015

Apple Patch 

The newest trend in men's facial hair: A patch of hair covering the adam's apple.

Christina: Did you see Jim's apple patch?
Abby: It looks sexy on him!

Apple Patch by SteroidsGraham April 16, 2015

Apple Patch 

A patch of facial hair that covers the Adam's apple. Originally a derogatory term, the apple patch broadcasts a man's sex appeal (similar to a happy trail).

Girl 1: Mmm did you see that guy?
Girl 2: Yeah, he has a damn fine apple patch.

Apple Patch by Bawksigrill420 April 16, 2015

Apple Patch 

Facial hair that grows on the adam's apple.

"I should really shave the ol' apple patch. It looks pretty ridiculous"

Apple Patch by ILookLikeAndreTheGiant April 11, 2009

applewatch 

A 'watch' we wear every day but never actually use it.

-A dialogue
Friend: "Yo, are u ready to meet at 12:00?"
Me: "Sorry mate, my applewatch isn't fully charged, I think we should reschedule."

applewatch by DeepBlve January 26, 2023