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Apple Ass
The condition of having a dry, shit-encrusted asshole, resulting from being distracted with an iPhone or iPad on the toilet for so long, that the shit around your asshole dries before you wipe it.
"I sent so many texts on the shitter that I got Apple Ass again."
"I should never go onto Facebook when I'm on the can because I always lose track of time and get Apple Ass."
"I should never go onto Facebook when I'm on the can because I always lose track of time and get Apple Ass."
Apple Ass by gregorator November 13, 2011
Stinky apple ass
Stinky apple ass by #best definitions September 28, 2020
insert two apple in ass
guy 1: hey apl
guy 2: heyo apl
guy 3:HEY GUYS WHATS UP *insert two apple in ass* HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
guy 2: god dammit man
guy 2: heyo apl
guy 3:HEY GUYS WHATS UP *insert two apple in ass* HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
guy 2: god dammit man
insert two apple in ass by melancholicapple February 11, 2018
Apple Bottom Ass
Apple Bottom Ass by Shank from the SOUTH November 11, 2006
Ass apple
1. Ass apple is the hard chunk of shit holding in your beer shits from last night’s drunk fest. The ass apple’s plop announces the coming shit storm.
2. An ass apple is a piece of fruit shoved up someone’s ass, popular amongst vegans and vegetarians to control the constant flow of gas from their asses.
2. An ass apple is a piece of fruit shoved up someone’s ass, popular amongst vegans and vegetarians to control the constant flow of gas from their asses.
After a long night of Busch Light and bjs, Lily was trying to be quiet in the bathroom stall, but as the ass apple plopped, she knew the ass raspberries would trumpet her presence.
Ass apple by Originaljeffy October 3, 2017
Apple Seed Ass
Apple Seed Ass by loveyounot October 4, 2016
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