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bonita applebum 

A Tribe Called Quest used the term bonita applebum to describe a woman whose quest in life is to make guys feel like men, by putting them on. These bonita applebums are the best of both worlds by being passive and authoritive
"Chairman of the board, the chief of affections
You got mine's to swing in your direction"

"bonita applebum you gotta put me on"
bonita applebum by onlyermo October 4, 2006

bonita applebum 

1- A girl with a nice booty
2- A song from 'A Tribe Called Quest
Bonita Applebum I said you gotta put me on.
bonita applebum by Sway June 8, 2004

applebaum 

an extreme idiot. Usually used with boys and never used in a good way. Often times people use this to describe a stoner.
Stupid Applebaum! You make me want to cry with your idiocracy.
applebaum by Davi-E G. September 6, 2006

bonita applebum 

1. Bonita Applebum, you got it going on...
2. Let me get some tonite, Bonita Applebum...
bonita applebum by DeShaun April 18, 2006

bonita applebum 

An actual song title by A Tribe Called Quest. "Bonita Applebum" refers to a woman/lady/girl with a nice ass, or simply refers to a nice booty (usually a large/round apple-shaped one!)
"Hey, Check her out, she's got a bonita applebum."
bonita applebum by descalante December 24, 2007

applebum 

The description of a large and or inflated buttocks
The man was surely quite an applebum
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