Ape Cunt Share definition Flag Ape Cunt is very similar to Ape Shit, however the key difference is pertains to a female. Specifically, an angry, infuriated, livid bitch. Joe: "Hey, you talk to Rich?" Tim: "nah, not since his wife caught him at the strip club. She went all Ape Cunt on his ass!" Ape Cunt by Zel1 January 8, 2015 Get the Ape Cunt mug.