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anklecide 

When you commit scooter ankle (hit the side of a Razor scooter against a bare ankle)
Person 1: Istg im gonna commit scooter ankle

Person 2: that’s the most painful thing you can do

Person 1: ANKLECIDE
anklecide by Dleyjnan January 9, 2019
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anyrection 

polyfarious bonerage.
Whilst travelling abroad, the young man, enamoured of the exotic ladies of foreign lands, and stricken with that fervour of lust which does so often come upon the expatriot, was oft to sport anyrection.

"Is that an erection in your pants for me or is it anyrection?"
anyrection by skeptical hippo April 21, 2010

analectoplasm 

What is that? "Analectoplasm"
analectoplasm by Tvanal May 20, 2017
A: Hey, have you seen that new Aylecorn vid?
B: Nah, homie, I forgor
A: ew.
Aylecorn by Angies dust October 19, 2022

analectual 

analectual
/ˈeɪn(ə)ˈlɛktʃʊəl/

𝘢𝘥𝘫𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦
of, or relating to intellect that comes from or is situated near the anus: "the analectual point of view"

𝘯𝘰𝘶𝘯
a person displaying or possessing an elevated degree of analect.

𝘱𝘴𝘺𝘤𝘩𝘰𝘢𝘯𝘢𝘭𝘺𝘴𝘪𝘴
(in Freudian theory) relating to or denoting a stage of psychosexual development in which defecation is the major source of knowledge and the anus is the center of all learning.
The plain and simple fact is that an analectual does nothing more than talk shit - usually the shit that is fast-tracked from their's or someone else's ass.
analectual by Ms. Unformation September 19, 2023

analectomy 

Prompt removal of the anus due to infection or for cosmectic purposes.
Fred, does this dress make me look fat?
Yeah, it does. Maybe you should get an analectomy.