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The state of being very obsessed with having the perfect look of abs and waist area.

absessed (adj)
mom: honey, stop having that absession.
teen boy: mom I have no absession, I just wanna have six-pack abs!
absession by aboood January 22, 2010
Known as a "session" (a band one) usually including actors like Nici,ThanyelSanchez,pizza and more.
Getting the trumpets ready
ITS TIME FOR AZESSION GUYS,TRUMPET TIME.
Azession by parparapapaprp February 12, 2022

southern agression 

When becoming angry your accent turns southern
Playing game of monopoly with your friends you may experience southern agression.

public display of agression 

Anything from glareing at someone across the room, to straight up mangling their ass so severely that the forensics team needs dental records to identify the victim. Abbreviated into PDA, and very oftn confused with a public display of affection.
2 kids are sitting in the corner at a school dance:
Kid 1: *rests head on other kid's shoulder*
Kid 2: *Sighs, holds other kid's hand*
Chaperone: OY! YOU TWO! PDA! PUBLIC DISPLAY OF AFFECTION!
Kiid 1: Shut up, SIR, or I'll show you some real PDA!
Chaperone: No public displays of affection, or you both get kicked out, you hear?
Kid 2: You know mister, I think you ought to be more worried about public display of agression...

axission 

axising (to centralize)

noun

another variant term for centralization.
axission defines the primary attribute of the economic, political and social structure of a socialist society.
axission by Baron Neville May 29, 2019

Analessional 

It is a cross between anal-retentive and professional. It is when someone takes the notion of being "professional" to such an extreme that it becomes a hindrance and makes them look like a total douche.
"Why does Chris want me to rewrite that memo again? He is so analessional, I already rewrote it five times."
Analessional by kevlar0076 August 27, 2009
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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