Anuscheese

Discharge of yellow fluids from the anus. Looks like Sean C.

by Anonymous February 25, 2003

asscheese

Known for people who sit on a chair for extended periods of time (hot climate?) without bathing, and/or fart alot and/or do not bath daily.

Eg; a gamer who plays BF2 for 12 hours straight and shits 2 times thereabouts while resuming gaming. When you scratch your nuts and it feels creamy then you got asscheese/bagcheese.
Remedy: = scrub yer taint and surrounding areas.

by Barrence June 30, 2006

anus cheese

when a cow's utter spills milk inside your anus and you got butter all up in your butthole and you proceed to shake around, creating anus cheese.

Dude, a cow just spilled milk in my anus and i sat on a stick of butter. Im going to create anus cheese! who wants a sandwich?

by hottiepants20000 March 7, 2010

asscheese

A thick, greasy substance usually emitting an unpleasant ordor, comprised primarily of sweat and fart juice and found in the crack between the buttocks.

Damn, that asscheese left a racin' stripe in my drawers again!

by Steve January 6, 2003

analcheese

is a gay mans yeast infection.

I have crusty analcheese on my cock.
or
I got analcheese from that guy last week.

Analcheese is the stincky yellow discharge from a gay whores ass.

WARNING: do not attempt to spread on crackers

by Sam79 August 6, 2007

Asscheese

Leftover sperm in your ass.

I feel asscheese from last night when I sit down.

by TickleMeFunTime May 6, 2015

asscheese

supposedly cheese made from the milk squeezed from the asses of sweaty football guys. Wisconsin, anyone?

by Knee Byter October 20, 2003