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Known for people who sit on a chair for extended periods of time (hot climate?) without bathing, and/or fart alot and/or do not bath daily.
Eg; a gamer who plays BF2 for 12 hours straight and shits 2 times thereabouts while resuming gaming. When you scratch your nuts and it feels creamy then you got asscheese/bagcheese.
Remedy: = scrub yer taint and surrounding areas.
asscheese by Barrence June 30, 2006

anus cheese

when a cow's utter spills milk inside your anus and you got butter all up in your butthole and you proceed to shake around, creating anus cheese.
Dude, a cow just spilled milk in my anus and i sat on a stick of butter. Im going to create anus cheese! who wants a sandwich?
anus cheese by hottiepants20000 March 7, 2010
A thick, greasy substance usually emitting an unpleasant ordor, comprised primarily of sweat and fart juice and found in the crack between the buttocks.
Damn, that asscheese left a racin' stripe in my drawers again!
asscheese by Steve January 6, 2003

analcheese 

is a gay mans yeast infection.

I have crusty analcheese on my cock.
or
I got analcheese from that guy last week.
Analcheese is the stincky yellow discharge from a gay whores ass.

WARNING: do not attempt to spread on crackers
analcheese by Sam79 August 6, 2007
Leftover sperm in your ass.
I feel asscheese from last night when I sit down.
Asscheese by TickleMeFunTime May 6, 2015
supposedly cheese made from the milk squeezed from the asses of sweaty football guys. Wisconsin, anyone?
asscheese by Knee Byter October 20, 2003
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