Anti-Pesto 

A name Lady Tottington used to call Wallace in the film series 'Wallace in Gromit' and the whole internet has no idea what it means.

Lady Tottington: Victor, stop fooling around in the dirt and have a look at this. The ingenious Anti-Pesto have completely dealt with my rabbit problem! Isn’t it marvelous?

Anti-Pesto by reinfaster March 15, 2023

Antipasto 

Despite common belief that considers it as an appetizer preceding the main course, in Italian restaurants actually it is a kind of dish which forces you to reject the rest of food you've already ordered.

As an accurate analysis of the word reveals, the prefix is not "ante" which means "before" (as in other Italian words "anteprima"= "preview" or "antenato"="forefather"), but is "anti" which means "against" (as in the Italian words "antifascista"="antifascist" or "anticlericale"="anticlerical")

Therefore the real meaning of the word is *"antimeal" or "against the meal"

Waiter: Good evening, have you already seen what's on the menu?
Customer: Yes, I'd like an antipasto, please.
Waiter: Good choice! And then, what else?
Customer: Don't you understand what I'm saying?! I don't wanna eat your fucking food!

Antipasto by DanCes April 17, 2014

antipestrepeller.com 

1. An annoying ad on this website. (As of 10/1/19)
2. A double negative (Anti-repellent) Which means they will help you attract cockroaches and mice.
3. Clickbait
4. The picture in the ad is what your house will look like if you use their services

I bought from antipestrepeller.com, and now I am as happy as can be, as beacuse of their special treatment, I cuddle with dirty, barbaric rodents that eat my face every night. I love antipestrepeller.com's services!

antipestrepeller.com by snozing October 1, 2019

Antipasto 

Another term for Anal Sex.

"He LOVES the antipasto!!!"

We picked up this girl at Barking Dog and she came back to 730 for some antipasto.

Antipasto by Sqautting December 19, 2004