Anoraksia disease causes the sufferer a compulsion to wear the "Anorak" coat which is often "Quilt" lined and smells of stale piss.
Quite often worn by morbidly obese people.
The Anorak coat is also a must have favourite of shoplifters particularly in Liverpool because of the available pocket space for "swag" such as 52ins Plasma TVs and King Sized Beds.
The Anorak coat is also worn by council house type people and winos who will almost certainly have one of those curly tailed council house inbred shit machine mongrels which love smelling strangers genitals.
Another variant of the sufferer of the disease Anoraksia can usually be found sitting at Train Stations or Airports jotting down Train or Aeroplane ID numbers on a damp toilet roll (doublestrength).
The only known cure for this disease is for the sufferer to gain full time employment.
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.