Annoyrection

When you are sleeping but can't get comfortable because your penis is in the way.

I couldn't fall asleep last night because my annoyrection.

Annoyrection by Anonymous5337 December 26, 2016

anyrection 

polyfarious bonerage.

Whilst travelling abroad, the young man, enamoured of the exotic ladies of foreign lands, and stricken with that fervour of lust which does so often come upon the expatriot, was oft to sport anyrection.

"Is that an erection in your pants for me or is it anyrection?"

anyrection by skeptical hippo April 21, 2010

Anorection 

1. An erection that occurs as a result of something other than sexual arousal/stimulation, a hard-on with no "appetite".

2. A penis that, when erect, reveals to have neither been a grower nor a shower in its flaccid state.

a. "I had an anorection when I woke up this morning."

b. "I was so disappointed to find out he had anorectile issues."

Anorection by 7amza123 March 7, 2014

Anorection 

An erection brought on by an incredibly skinny woman (e.g., Mary-Kate Olsen, Kate Moss, etc.).

"Dude, I saw this twig bitch walking down the street today, she gave me an anorection."

Anorection by Clam_Diggity July 3, 2016