When banging a girl from behind, you stick both your pointer fingers in her ass, and when she turns around in shock, you take your shitty fingers and circle around her eyes, making the appearance of a raccoon. Then you run out of the house, knocking over the trash can on the way out.
by Fantasy Frank Tank October 29, 2008
Get the angry raccoon mug.n. The act of violently kicking a girl's trash cans over the morning after sex...then yelling "The Angry Raccoon, bitch!!!!"
Hey man, Jessica was a fuckin bitch after I fucked her this morning so I got all pissed and gave her the Angry Raccoon on the way out of her place. She's got trash all over her kitchen, bathroom, and driveway! I booted that can halfway down the street!
by topdet408 February 28, 2008
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Stick your finger in a butthole, yell their name. They turn around draw circles around their eyes with the feces that is on your finger. They run out of the house and knock the trash can over.
by Coeus_Press July 6, 2016
Get the Angery raccoon mug.Term coined after a man tried to have sex with a racoon and got his penis bit off. It means when you and your significant other had a fight and your girlfriend/boyfriend is sucking your dick and uses too much teeth because shes mad.
Guy 1: Sara got mad at me last night when I said her mom was a bitch.
Guy 2: Damn, what did she do?
Guy 1: Well I thought she was done being mad at me till she gave me an angry racoon later in the night.
Guy 2: Damn, what did she do?
Guy 1: Well I thought she was done being mad at me till she gave me an angry racoon later in the night.
by MistressJana February 3, 2009
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