Angry Pilgrim

1.(v) The morning after having sex, you kick the girl out of her own bed and wipe your penis on the sheets and curtains.

(Nothing makes a pilgrim angrier than dirty curtains)

That right there is an angry pilgrim.

by Mr. Sexington July 28, 2008

Angry Pilgrim

An anal cream-pie followed by the use of a turkey baster to suck the semen out of the woman's ass and squirting it on her face and mouth like basting a turkey

I gave my wife an angry pilgrim last night and I had to sleep on the couch.

by larry roberts April 16, 2008