Angry Balls
I hate this damm humid weather, now i might end up getting angry balls if i don't find a place to cool off.
Angry Balls by Nocofella June 21, 2008
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Angry Super Monkey Balls
A Feminist response to all the sick perverted shit that men do to women during sexual intercourse.
It begins when a woman's male sexual partner tries to convince her to shave her pubic hair. The woman does it, but saves her pubes, and during sexual intercourse--preferably directly after her male sexual partner has attained orgasm--she takes her shaved pubes in one hand and grabs his balls as hard as she can. If there is come anywhere around the testicles, the hair might stick, giving the male Super hairy "monkey balls". Glue may be used, if the woman is in doubt as to how much the hair will stick.
It begins when a woman's male sexual partner tries to convince her to shave her pubic hair. The woman does it, but saves her pubes, and during sexual intercourse--preferably directly after her male sexual partner has attained orgasm--she takes her shaved pubes in one hand and grabs his balls as hard as she can. If there is come anywhere around the testicles, the hair might stick, giving the male Super hairy "monkey balls". Glue may be used, if the woman is in doubt as to how much the hair will stick.
Girl 1: "My pedophile ex-boyfriend tried to get me to shave my pubes, so I gave him the ol' 'Angry Super Monkey Balls' routine!
Girl 2: "Ha ha. Nice."
Girl 2: "Ha ha. Nice."
Angry Super Monkey Balls by Sylvia Plath November 26, 2007
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Angry ball of asshole
A very angry little shit, much like the evil human eating aliens from the critters movies.
It doesn't have to necessarily be in the physical ball form
or a midget but what would seem like an angry little bastard who reeks of rage and uncontrollable annoying anger.
It doesn't have to necessarily be in the physical ball form
or a midget but what would seem like an angry little bastard who reeks of rage and uncontrollable annoying anger.
Sid: Are you chicken shit? Come on man, you gigantic shit for brains! Come on come on!!
Giant guy sitting at bar: I am going to ask you nicely to please be quiet, sir.
Sid: Aww girly panties not pulled up? waah waah
I'm gonna head butt your abdomen and use it as my pillow!
Giant guy sitting at bar: Well, I think we need to take this outside because you're being a huge Angry ball of asshole.
Giant guy sitting at bar: I am going to ask you nicely to please be quiet, sir.
Sid: Aww girly panties not pulled up? waah waah
I'm gonna head butt your abdomen and use it as my pillow!
Giant guy sitting at bar: Well, I think we need to take this outside because you're being a huge Angry ball of asshole.
Angry ball of asshole by tsunbot July 13, 2011
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