Aneurp 

an adjective for someone that can make you feel like your living in a perfect never ending dream.

-"Have you met suzanne?"
- "Yeah, she is pretty aneurp."

Aneurp by BaNaNaGrAm101910 October 21, 2010

Aneurjizzm

When a man is about to jizz and experiences extreme sexual trauma, the sperm/jizz is immediately sent swimming in fear into the mans urethra causing a blockade.
Being unable to urinate or ejaculate for up to 10 hours, any man cursed with this syndrome is forced to do something productive with the rest of his day, a terrible fate indeed.

(Bob logs into chat website to meet his text sex pal jenny)

Bob667-hey babe
Jenny232-hi hunny
Bob667-miss me?
Jenny232-sure did
Bob667-got a pic yet?
Jenny232-yep
Jenny232-here ya go photoshare.com/125463356

(When Bob followed the link, he saw a thin, beautiful, blonde, and big breasted woman. He commenced masturbation, and just as he jizzed the picture turned out to be a Gif image and purple waffle appeared, the extreme shock Bob and his little buddies experienced caused a severe Aneurjizzm.

Aneurjizzm by RedSandDuster September 11, 2011

Aneurysm 

Whenever someone throws a huge fit or melts down in front of people due to a circumstance previously brought up.

"Steve just had an aneurysm"
"What over?"
"Someone said that he sucked at teaching.. not a good idea."

Aneurysm by Cheeseman23 April 4, 2015

Aneurysm 

a permanent abnormal blood-filled dialation of a blood vessel resulting from disease of the vessel wall, A blood vessel weakness that causes bleeding in the brain or a bulging of the wall of an artery, vein, or wall of the heart.

When the teacher told the students about a very complicated hypothesis they all had an aneurysm.

Aneurysm by Mr. Biatch Owner! May 5, 2005

adeurp 

A proclamation referring to one who makes a complete ass out of him/herself in front of everybody.

Man 1: Dude, I had a dream that I was giving head to a duck last night...

Man 2: Adeurp!

adeurp by potthuh November 14, 2010

aneurgasm

when you orgasm so hard that you blow a blood vessel in your head

he did her so hard that she had a aneurgasm

aneurgasm by dizztizzlewizzle March 5, 2008

aneurysm 

Dialatation of an artery caused by weakening of its wall through disease.

"If I do that again, I'll have an aneurysm."

aneurysm by DiiKaBaKa January 25, 2004