Aneurp

an adjective for someone that can make you feel like your living in a perfect never ending dream.

-"Have you met suzanne?"
- "Yeah, she is pretty aneurp."

by BaNaNaGrAm101910 October 21, 2010

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Aneurjizzm

When a man is about to jizz and experiences extreme sexual trauma, the sperm/jizz is immediately sent swimming in fear into the mans urethra causing a blockade.
Being unable to urinate or ejaculate for up to 10 hours, any man cursed with this syndrome is forced to do something productive with the rest of his day, a terrible fate indeed.

(Bob logs into chat website to meet his text sex pal jenny)

Bob667-hey babe
Jenny232-hi hunny
Bob667-miss me?
Jenny232-sure did
Bob667-got a pic yet?
Jenny232-yep
Jenny232-here ya go photoshare.com/125463356

(When Bob followed the link, he saw a thin, beautiful, blonde, and big breasted woman. He commenced masturbation, and just as he jizzed the picture turned out to be a Gif image and purple waffle appeared, the extreme shock Bob and his little buddies experienced caused a severe Aneurjizzm.

by RedSandDuster September 11, 2011

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Aneurysm

Whenever someone throws a huge fit or melts down in front of people due to a circumstance previously brought up.

"Steve just had an aneurysm"
"What over?"
"Someone said that he sucked at teaching.. not a good idea."

by Cheeseman23 April 4, 2015

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Aneurysm

a permanent abnormal blood-filled dialation of a blood vessel resulting from disease of the vessel wall, A blood vessel weakness that causes bleeding in the brain or a bulging of the wall of an artery, vein, or wall of the heart.

When the teacher told the students about a very complicated hypothesis they all had an aneurysm.

by Mr. Biatch Owner! May 5, 2005

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