A person who always leaves your texts on a read receipt, eventually responding to them at a rate of about 45%. Often times an Androuchebag will attempt to explain the act of Androuchebaggery as a hatred of lil’ red numbers on his iPhone, but they always know that’s dumb.
One who is highly motivated to aspire to become a douche. This person is usually on the cusp of douchiness but somehow is never able to attain it. The sheer fact of not becoming a douche makes this person a bigger douche without even realizing the fact that he/she is a douche.
person 1. Im not sure what I think about him, he is a normal guy I guess.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.