Androuche

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One who is highly motivated to aspire to become a douche. This person is usually on the cusp of douchiness but somehow is never able to attain it. The sheer fact of not becoming a douche makes this person a bigger douche without even realizing the fact that he/she is a douche.

person 1. Im not sure what I think about him, he is a normal guy I guess.

person 2. yea he is an androuche.

Androuche by noodbandit July 27, 2010

Words you can keep

agdouchestic

An agnostic douche.

Dude #1 - Yo, who do you think is gonna win the championship ring this y...
Dude #2 - Nothing can be said about it.
Dude #1 - Hey, I just wanted your opin...
Dude #2 - The truth is unknowable.
Dude #1 - But there's a good chance that we can...
Dude #2 - Prove it.
Dude #1 - God! You're such an agdouchestic!

agdouchestic by Pertucci December 2, 2009

Related Words

Androuche • Androuchebag • andouche • Amirouche • andytouche • Adoucheable • adoucheous • agdouchestic • Andrauthentic • Androcentricise

Andromache

(noun) Andromache: a beast of the dark. If Andromache finds you there is no way back.

Be afraid of Andromache...

Andromache by ViciousBitch05 June 15, 2020

andouche

Like an iDouche, except with an Android phone. Less frequent female variant is the andouchette. Typically found in major urban centers, tapping away, unless asked about their device. Responses to queries will always include the phrases "open source platform" and "device choice" and "freedom from the tyranny of the Apple Empire."

I never thought I'd say this, but that damn hipster andouche we met actually managed to be more annoying than any iPhone bastard ever could be.

andouche by faderus April 26, 2011

andytouche

A SAVAGE HACKER

SHRE*** IS ANDYTOUCHE

andytouche by NISHIT BOI November 25, 2020

androcentrism

A variety of sexism that is characterized by the conscious or unconscious belief that traditionally masculine attributes are superior to traditionally feminine ones in people of any gender.

One example of androcentrism is the using the insinuation that a man is not "manly" enough as an insult. Another is the negative portrayal of "girly girls" in popular culture, as opposed to more positively-viewed "tomboys".

androcentrism by dlgn13 January 25, 2014

Androuchebag

A person who always leaves your texts on a read receipt, eventually responding to them at a rate of about 45%. Often times an Androuchebag will attempt to explain the act of Androuchebaggery as a hatred of lil’ red numbers on his iPhone, but they always know that’s dumb.

Wow. I typed all that out with no response. What an Androuchebag.

Androuchebag by Catkins August 7, 2021

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026