Androuche

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One who is highly motivated to aspire to become a douche. This person is usually on the cusp of douchiness but somehow is never able to attain it. The sheer fact of not becoming a douche makes this person a bigger douche without even realizing the fact that he/she is a douche.

person 1. Im not sure what I think about him, he is a normal guy I guess.

person 2. yea he is an androuche.

Androuche by noodbandit July 27, 2010

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agdouchestic

An agnostic douche.

Dude #1 - Yo, who do you think is gonna win the championship ring this y...
Dude #2 - Nothing can be said about it.
Dude #1 - Hey, I just wanted your opin...
Dude #2 - The truth is unknowable.
Dude #1 - But there's a good chance that we can...
Dude #2 - Prove it.
Dude #1 - God! You're such an agdouchestic!

agdouchestic by Pertucci December 2, 2009

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Androuche • Androuchebag • andouche • Amirouche • andytouche • Adoucheable • adoucheous • agdouchestic • Andrauthentic • Androcentricise

Andromache

(noun) Andromache: a beast of the dark. If Andromache finds you there is no way back.

Be afraid of Andromache...

Andromache by ViciousBitch05 June 15, 2020

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andouche

Like an iDouche, except with an Android phone. Less frequent female variant is the andouchette. Typically found in major urban centers, tapping away, unless asked about their device. Responses to queries will always include the phrases "open source platform" and "device choice" and "freedom from the tyranny of the Apple Empire."

I never thought I'd say this, but that damn hipster andouche we met actually managed to be more annoying than any iPhone bastard ever could be.

andouche by faderus April 26, 2011

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andytouche

A SAVAGE HACKER

SHRE*** IS ANDYTOUCHE

andytouche by NISHIT BOI November 25, 2020

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androcentrism

A variety of sexism that is characterized by the conscious or unconscious belief that traditionally masculine attributes are superior to traditionally feminine ones in people of any gender.

One example of androcentrism is the using the insinuation that a man is not "manly" enough as an insult. Another is the negative portrayal of "girly girls" in popular culture, as opposed to more positively-viewed "tomboys".

androcentrism by dlgn13 January 25, 2014

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Androuchebag

A person who always leaves your texts on a read receipt, eventually responding to them at a rate of about 45%. Often times an Androuchebag will attempt to explain the act of Androuchebaggery as a hatred of lil’ red numbers on his iPhone, but they always know that’s dumb.

Wow. I typed all that out with no response. What an Androuchebag.

Androuchebag by Catkins August 7, 2021

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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Chewed

Basically the same meaning as ate.

x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"

Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022

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Blue Movie

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.

I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.

Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011

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fache-couture

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.

1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.

fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008

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Glippy

A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.

“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”

Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025

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