Analetto 

A very rare Italian last name. The reason it's rare is because if there is a guy in the family named Branden, the world will begin ascending the second he becomes 18. There will be no need of God because Branden will be our lord and savior and transform our planet into heaven.

Branden Analetto is my daddy and I want him to pee on me

Analetto by Nednarb February 1, 2023

analectoplasm 

Extraterrestrial anal seepage

What is that? "Analectoplasm"

analectoplasm by Tvanal May 20, 2017

analectomy 

Prompt removal of the anus due to infection or for cosmectic purposes.

Fred, does this dress make me look fat?
Yeah, it does. Maybe you should get an analectomy.

analectomy by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 2, 2004

Analectomy 

The medical procedure performed to clear up a persistent case of analsitus.

An analectomy was the only hope for Richard's persistent analsitus.

Analectomy by G. Rubenneorg September 10, 2022