anal beans 

The act of putting mexican beans in ones asshole.

Wow time those are some large anal beans

anal beans by CarlosSpiceyWiener December 3, 2016

Anal Beans 

Any type of bean place inside of your rectum to gain intense and sexual pleasure.

I walked in on my mom using anal beans last night.

Anal Beans by KoolDashKid June 18, 2016

Anal beans 

The baked bean is a sex position in which the male will bake an appropriate amount of beans and while they are still hot, pour them into the anal cavity of the female. When the beans have been inside the female for a few minutes the male will pour the back out into a bowl and eat them.

My boyfriend and I tried Anal Beans yesterday in bed.

Anal beans by Nigga eating beans July 16, 2020

anal beans 

beans you stick in someones ass and they shoot them out and say owha

dude, you got anal beans in your ass or sumpin, cuz you sure are jumping around with orgasmic sounds

anal beans by ur mum February 26, 2004

Anal Beans 

When you strain too hard and multiple piles pop out l. Anal Beans

I took a fat shit and now I have anal beans

Anal Beans by Peglessnoodle June 23, 2020

Anal Beads Theory

Many people believe in an afterlife. Recent scholars have developed new knowledge; based on a new study. The study shows a theory developed by the great and powerful mind of Alexander Vilapiano. His theory is that when we die we are in fact reborn. Those who do well in life come back as a Lion or something badass. Those who are evil are re-birthed as Anal Beads.

Anal Beads Theory

1. If you are good in life you are reborn as a lion. If you're a dick, you are reborn as Anal Beads.
2. Danny was a dick to Jose, so when Danny died, he was reborn as Jose's Anal Beads.

Anal Beads Theory by Cpumaster February 12, 2015

Lilly Pulitzer Anal Beads 

Anal Beads designed for anal pleasure but in the bright patterns of Lilly Pulitzer.

Kim used her Lilly Pulitzer anal beads because they matched her new dress.

Lilly Pulitzer Anal Beads by H. Winfield April 10, 2013