Anal Vinyard

When two homosexual lovers have anal sex over a wine barrel, the oils from the activity slowly fill the barrel. This oil containing mostly liquid feces, semen, blood, and sweat is then fermented for roughly four months and then bottled, sometimes carbonated if by the buyer. This liquid delicacy is enjoyed only by those who can afford it, and mostly used to cater big parties. The majority of people who like it say it tastes like caviar mixed with vegemite.

When Two guys who love eachother, A & B, lets call A Cody, and B Damian decide they want to make love oils in a barrel. And produce their own brand this is refered to as an anal vinyard.

by Nonya business August 29, 2008

anal vineyard

Slang for Piles or haemorroids.

Mary has quite an impressive Anal Vineyard after a bad case of the runs.

by afcb stu October 7, 2006

Anal Vineyard

Anal Vineyard, this can be found prodruding out of the anus, and looking very similar to a grape vine, the medical terminology for this extremely painful and ugly looking mess, is called a "Hemorrhoid".

Joe was playing "silly fanny" with John, when John screamed with shock as Joe squeezed John's "Anal Vineyard".

by lee-lou May 23, 2010

anal vineyard

where a person grows piles of the bigest variety around there anus and it resembles a vineyard

hey that guy i tried to but fuck last night almost filled 3 bottles of wine from his anal vineyard ,and they wernt even seedless. i almost choked on the seeds. i think ill stick with newcastle brown ale from now on

by boris sniffer July 17, 2020