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Anal S.O.S 

Light pressure tappy taps that are applied directly to the b-hole. It’s like tapping a S.O.S button but the button is the anus.
According to experienced users of anal S.O.S the best outcome is proceeded by light pressure taps to the b-hole during a blowy or intercourse and just as your partner is about to cum you push hard and hold…and apparently magic happens… You may see unicorns people.
Variations are allowed…some users may prefer 3 light pressure taps followed by two firm taps and so on…honestly the possibilities are endless. Multiple fingers can be used or a combination of fingers, knuckles, and or a fist…it’s really up to the individual!
While giving a blowy she did a reach around for a little Anal S.O.S.

He was having a hard time cumming so he called out for an Anal S.O.S to help relieve him.

That Anal S.O.S caused quite an explosion.

He was experiencing whiskey dick and called for an Anal S.O.S to help get his penis moving.
Anal S.O.S by ChandBob April 13, 2023

Anal Osama Bin Ladin

An Anal Osama Bin Ladin is a sexual activity where and man whose penis resembles Osama Bin Ladin's beard because of all of the pubic hair is inserted into the women's anal rectum and the hair tickles the vagina in a particular way to make the woman defecate on the man's penis so it now looks like Osama Bin Ladin's muddy beard when he was taken out of hiding.
"Bro I gave Jenny an amazing Anal Osama Bin Ladin and she liked it a lot."

Anal Osama Bin Ladin

An Oral Osama Bin Ladin is a sexual activity where a man whose testicles resemble Osama Bin Ladin's beard are inserted into a women's anal rectum and the hair from the penis tickles the women in a pleasurable way to make her defecate onto the pubic hair now resembling the way Osama Bin Ladin's beard looked like with mud on it when he was found from hiding.
"Man Jenny let me give her an awesome Anal Osama Bin Ladin and then got mad at me for it later."

Analosity 

n: The quality of being anal; Trait exhibited by those who have an unnecessary concern for the enforcement and recording of mundane regulations and details.
The level of analosity at the company is getting out of hand.
Analosity by the Carolyn November 8, 2008
A beautiful sometimes stingy mother she is kind when she needs to be and punishing also so in short word she is fair!
"Let's be like Analosa "
"I am acting in a Analosa way"
"Sorry for being Analosa "
analosa by Happyducksandqueens986 November 1, 2017

analosity 

the act of being committed to order and precision.

comparable to O.C.D.
This box isn't in line with all the others and now you're about to get a taste of my analosity.

All the labels on the bottles in the fridge aren't facing forward and my analosity is flaring up.
analosity by freestylinlife81 March 6, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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