A common occurrence during one of ~those~ inebriated instances. Who cares if you’re drunk or high as fu*ck—You knowwwww everyone’s out to get you. Paranoia and anxiety will be there.

In other words you’ve got your Magnifying glass,fedora, and trench coat. You’re basically the worlds best detective

Y’all.... i can hear the earth rotating, and let’s just say- it’s nothing like a globe. I’m AnaLITical af rn

“The pizza delivery person was wearing a hat and a polo with a tiny piece of pizza on it. Pretty staged if you ask me....So where’s Ashton Kutcher? “

“Boo, chill. You’re just being AnaLITical.”

Call me over AnaLITical... But what if there really is... four Olsen twins. Mary, Kate, And, Ashley Olsen. Told ya so.

AnaLITical by tap-dncr22 April 5, 2019

Analitical Knowledge

An individual that is well versed in all things anal. Has a complete knowledge of the workings of the bunghole for bodily and sexual functions.

Sonja made sure that her new boyfriend was not only well hung but also possessed the requisite analitical knowledge that she would require from him to exploit her cravings to have her mud tunnel penetrated on a regular basis.

Analitical Knowledge by Eaton Holgoode April 27, 2015

apolitical

Having no evident ties or support for any political party, event or system. Lacking interest in or desire for politics.

Bill: Hey dude when are they going to elect the new President?
Ted: What? Is there an election?
Bill: Yeah, you might have heard it on the news, all the drama between Obama and Clinton?
Ted: Who?
Bill: Nevermind I forgot you were completely apolitical.

apolitical by Rooks June 30, 2008

Analogical

Created by the Thomas Sanders Fandom

A ship between Logan (Logic) and Virgil (Anxiety)

Person 1: I ship Logicality because opposites attract!

Person 2: I ship analogical because it seems like a strong and long lasting relationship

Analogical by IHaveToShipIt August 13, 2018

Apolitical

A healthy individual who values his/hers sanity.

Political Virgin: oMg LefTisTs RuInEd My MorNing!!
Apolitical Chad: How about you get 'right' out and get some bitches?

Apolitical by idk6000 June 13, 2022

apolitical

A person with absolutely no interest whatsoever in politics. Often a person who thinks politics is absolutely useless and gets nobody anywhere.

Apolitical Mullin: "Political the potical the patical. Left, right, upside down Who cares!"

apolitical by Sanho Mullin May 25, 2019

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026