An Ass that Could Cure Cancer

A female who has a behind that is so exquisite it could potentially inspire one to develop a cure for cancer.

Ethan: Dude do you see that girl over there with the nice caboose?
Matt: Dammmmnn, Becky's got an ass that could cure cancer.

An Ass that Could Cure Cancer by circuitlicker47 April 23, 2021

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an ass hair away

A phrase that indicates how truly close something came to happening.

My son, that meteor was an ass hair away from striking me right there in that gorge!

an ass hair away by Dr Bunnygirl May 22, 2020

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an ass diet

An ass diet is the procedure of introducing liquids into the rectum and colon via the anus. The increasing volume of the liquid causes rapid expansion of the lower intestinal tract, often resulting in very uncomfortable bloating, cramping, powerful peristalsis, a feeling of extreme urgency and complete evacuation of the lower intestinal tract.

This procedure can result in weight loss.

An ass diet may also be used prior to anal sex or anilingus in order to enhance the sensation of intercourse, or to remove feces prior to sex, possibly reducing bacterial transmission and risk of infection, or just to reduce the possibility of fecal material or detritus from sexual activity adhering to the genitals or sex toys used during the subsequent activity. An ass diet used before anal sex should not be used consistently and contents should be removed afterwards. Continual usage of an ass diet may be harmful for the anal cavity.

an ass diet by enemamaster December 11, 2013

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Making an ass out of yourself

Used in a sentence typically constructed as "You're making an ass out of yourself". It means that the target is making himself seem foolish or that he is embarrassing himself.

"Josh is always making an ass out of himself when he's had too much to drink"
"Hey Josh! Stop making an ass out of yourself!"

Making an ass out of yourself by Alstorp July 3, 2014