Ammitesh

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A boy who finds porn very addicting and is very gay. He finds suicide jokes the funniest shit (even funnier than Pickle Rick). His friends find him annoying and would like him to shut up for at least a decade. He likes Communism and tells everyone to be his communist slave or else he will...well it's not certain what he'll do but it'll be very lame indeed. He isn't very open minded and tells everyone that they're worthless, or something along those lines. In conclusion, he is a dickhead.

Ammitesh is not a good friend to hang out with, unless you want to get insulted to the point that you go cry in a corner.

Ammitesh by AmITheBoyYouDreamedOf? May 18, 2020

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Amiteshing

Verb-
To stalk, unsuccessfully, and stare at your crush even after she rejects you on multiple occasions.

You: *hiding behind a pole and pretending not to be noticed*
Me: "Ayo bro, stop amiteshing"
You: "What are you on about? I'm clearly hidden from her sight"
Me: "Naw, shes clearly glaring straight at you"
You: "I don't care, I'm not giving up"
Me: "You wilding bro"

Amiteshing by Amitesher October 11, 2019

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amiteshwar

A legend how has a love for the sport football he’s is smart , Talented ,and loveable Pearson don’t let go of the person CalledAmiteshwar

And he will do anything for his friends and family

Amiteshwar is so good at everything

amiteshwar by Rashford10 January 29, 2020

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amitesh

A handsome man who will love you forever and talk about fortnite.

If you get him an Xbox he will get you a 1 way ticket to Florida so you can go and never come back so he can play fortnite. But if you believe the paragraph above you may never experience a true amitesh.

Amitesh a handsome young man who loves fortnite

amitesh by Hilarious shit May 14, 2018

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Amritesh

One who has tasted nectar

My name is Amritesh

Amritesh by Amritesh November 24, 2021

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Amitesh

He is the cutest and warmest person who you will ever meet. He is an introvert . He is likely to have huge success in future . He got the most cutest smile in the world. If you give your heart to him. He will take care of it till his last breath. He is the best boyfriend anyone could ever ask from the God . He is a gem.

Joy: Who is that smart guy?

Other : That is amitesh!

Amitesh by AMITESH TIWARI November 28, 2021

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amitesh

A boy who plays fortnite. Plays outside and loves family. If you gift him an Xbox he will gift you a 1 way ticket to Florida so you can enjoy the rest of your life there while he's at home getting fat and playing fortnite.

But if you believe all that shit above you may never uncover he's true sexy abilities.

Amitesh lover of fortnite, married to fortnite editor.

amitesh by Hilarious shit May 14, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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