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Amish Sex 

Sex with no electricity. Sex that has lost all emotion, feeling or love. Going through the (e)motions sexually. Wherein looking into your partner(s) eyes whilst fucking, all you can think about is whether or not you paid the cable bill.
Gary finished up the Amish Sex with his wife Belinda and wondered how he had ended up in this loveless hell called marriage after 34 years.
Amish Sex by SweetV January 26, 2010
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amish sex 

to have sex in the dark because a man is to ashamed to show his real dick size
Girl 1: He had to have amish sex with me because he dick was so small!

Girl 2: Thats what she said.
amish sex by Yokii December 7, 2009

Almish Sex

Sex when you wear a sheet like a ghost and consummate. Very unsatisfactory to the female.
Dude you wanna try some almish sex
Almish Sex by Rem8808 October 25, 2020
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