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amir johnson

sick young basketball player for the detroit pistons. He decided to forgo college and take his shot at the NBA. (He had LOI to louisville) Doesn't play much right now but is a bright spot in the pistons locker room. Went 6-6 for 18 points vs the bucks in a game in 2006.
Amir Johnson was 6'9 when he was drafted and is now 6'11.
amir johnson by JJ Caez February 14, 2007
He keeps making Amir jokes in the group chat.
Amir joke by AmirIsBetterThanMJ February 12, 2020

Jake and Amir 

An online sketch comedy series featuring two Collegehumor co-workers. Jake is a calm, "cool" guy who sits across from Amir, a wierdo fascinated with everything Jake does. The videos include ongoing inside-jokes, questions and words from previous episodes. They have their own site, jakeandmir.com.
'"Have you seen the new Jake and Amir video?"
"Yea, man. That shit was hilarious."
"So ace!"
Jake and Amir by Badomdom August 25, 2008
A god and is a raging monster usually says shit and fuck
Amirjon: FUUUUUUUCK!
amirjon by a virgin 1283733 January 28, 2019
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026