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A person who gets all the guys in a one mile radius even though he is straight.
Davit: hey guys, I am attracted to that Amir J over there, I want to suck him dry
Amir J by Dazatcansuckmycock May 1, 2022
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amir johnson

sick young basketball player for the detroit pistons. He decided to forgo college and take his shot at the NBA. (He had LOI to louisville) Doesn't play much right now but is a bright spot in the pistons locker room. Went 6-6 for 18 points vs the bucks in a game in 2006.
Amir Johnson was 6'9 when he was drafted and is now 6'11.
amir johnson by JJ Caez February 14, 2007
He keeps making Amir jokes in the group chat.
Amir joke by AmirIsBetterThanMJ February 12, 2020

Jake and Amir 

An online sketch comedy series featuring two Collegehumor co-workers. Jake is a calm, "cool" guy who sits across from Amir, a wierdo fascinated with everything Jake does. The videos include ongoing inside-jokes, questions and words from previous episodes. They have their own site, jakeandmir.com.
'"Have you seen the new Jake and Amir video?"
"Yea, man. That shit was hilarious."
"So ace!"
Jake and Amir by Badomdom August 25, 2008
A god and is a raging monster usually says shit and fuck
Amirjon: FUUUUUUUCK!
amirjon by a virgin 1283733 January 28, 2019
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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