Amir J

A person who gets all the guys in a one mile radius even though he is straight.

Davit: hey guys, I am attracted to that Amir J over there, I want to suck him dry

Amir J by Dazatcansuckmycock May 1, 2022

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amir johnson

sick young basketball player for the detroit pistons. He decided to forgo college and take his shot at the NBA. (He had LOI to louisville) Doesn't play much right now but is a bright spot in the pistons locker room. Went 6-6 for 18 points vs the bucks in a game in 2006.

Amir Johnson was 6'9 when he was drafted and is now 6'11.

amir johnson by JJ Caez February 14, 2007

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Amir joke

An unfunny or pointless joke

He keeps making Amir jokes in the group chat.

Amir joke by AmirIsBetterThanMJ February 12, 2020

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Jake and Amir

An online sketch comedy series featuring two Collegehumor co-workers. Jake is a calm, "cool" guy who sits across from Amir, a wierdo fascinated with everything Jake does. The videos include ongoing inside-jokes, questions and words from previous episodes. They have their own site, jakeandmir.com.

'"Have you seen the new Jake and Amir video?"
"Yea, man. That shit was hilarious."
"So ace!"

Jake and Amir by Badomdom August 25, 2008

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amirjon

A god and is a raging monster usually says shit and fuck

Amirjon: FUUUUUUUCK!

amirjon by a virgin 1283733 January 28, 2019

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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