Amir J

A person who gets all the guys in a one mile radius even though he is straight.

Davit: hey guys, I am attracted to that Amir J over there, I want to suck him dry

by Dazatcansuckmycock May 1, 2022

amir johnson

sick young basketball player for the detroit pistons. He decided to forgo college and take his shot at the NBA. (He had LOI to louisville) Doesn't play much right now but is a bright spot in the pistons locker room. Went 6-6 for 18 points vs the bucks in a game in 2006.

Amir Johnson was 6'9 when he was drafted and is now 6'11.

by JJ Caez February 14, 2007

Amir joke

An unfunny or pointless joke

He keeps making Amir jokes in the group chat.

by AmirIsBetterThanMJ February 12, 2020

Jake and Amir

An online sketch comedy series featuring two Collegehumor co-workers. Jake is a calm, "cool" guy who sits across from Amir, a wierdo fascinated with everything Jake does. The videos include ongoing inside-jokes, questions and words from previous episodes. They have their own site, jakeandmir.com.

'"Have you seen the new Jake and Amir video?"
"Yea, man. That shit was hilarious."
"So ace!"

by Badomdom August 25, 2008

amirjon

A god and is a raging monster usually says shit and fuck

Amirjon: FUUUUUUUCK!

by a virgin 1283733 January 28, 2019