American blowjob

American Blowjob is when an American girl rubs a hot dog between her tits while you are masturbating and then proceeds to eat the hot dog but instead of mayonnaise she uses your cum.

Linda gave me the best American blowjob ever yesterday!

American blowjob by Zefabolous May 29, 2016

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All American Blowjob

When a girl is giving you a blowjob and you slap one of her cheeks tell its red, make her choke on your cock tell she turns blue, then jizz all I've her face, thus making her face red white and blue

My girlfriend and I tried the all American blowjob yesterday

All American Blowjob by Jcool78 January 8, 2014

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American Blow job

(V) to perform deep oral sex on a man so that you vomit on their genitalia.

"I flew all the way to Italy and gave the most amazing American blow job, he was such a good sport about it. "

" That girl Danielle gives a wicked American blow job"

American Blow job by Dnskknbsvh January 5, 2017

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blowjobs for america

Public school world language class, for first graders to twelth graders. Typically females go into the class, but it is popular among gay men too.

I'm going to my fourth period Blowjobs for America class.

blowjobs for america by ThatGuyWhoOffends January 22, 2018

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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