American Hot

An American female though attractive by American standards, would pale in comparison in other countries.

The best of American Hot females would be of substandard attractiveness in comparison to for instance, females of eastern european or Russian origin.

American Hot by aawil24 February 2, 2009

american hot lunch 

Sexual encounter in which the gentleman pokes his pink pogo-stick into a ladies mouth, through a turd on a piece of cling film.
Particularly popular in Germany. Ironically

'What better gift on the anniversary of their wedding than an American Hot Lunch,' thought Geoffrey as he pushed his shit stained cock through the clingfilm into Josi's gaping cake hole. He always was a romantic chap.

american hot lunch by James M.A M May 8, 2006

American hot dogging 

Sex position. When a male fucks his partner fat bulge.

I threw an American hot dogging in that ham beast over there !! High five bro !!

American hot dogging by Sbrogzni January 18, 2018

As American as Hot Dogs and Hip Hop 

Derived from the phrase "As American as hot dogs and apple pie". Both hotdogs and Hip Hop were originated in America, Hip Hop started in the South Bronx.

Once there was a street artist who got busted by a cop. The intricate graffiti was displaying George W. Bush as a mass murderer, with a chainsaw, attacking cripples and little nerd children. And then the cop went ape shit. Or... pig shit.
Cop: This is filthy! Like a wall of... turds! Filthy! You're bashing The Dubbya.
Graf Writer: Its symbolic. It shows Bush killing all the innocents... with this war that cousin-fucking hillbilly started.
Cop: You little... spraypaintin'... turd! You are Un-American!! Bashin' the Dubbya!
Graf Writer: I'm as American as hot dogs and Hip Hop.

As American as Hot Dogs and Hip Hop by PDXJohnny99 May 1, 2013

Wet Hot American Summer 

The best perverted movie EVER.


What to remember:
"She's playing the flute... kinky! Why are her clothes still on?"
"McKinley's a fag! McKinley's a fag with Ben!"
"Excuse me while I go hump the fridge... that's right, kids. I also smear mud on my ass..."

Max: "Hey, Zolin. What's your favourite part of Wet Hot?"
Zolin: "The barn scene wth the guys and the matching socks!"

Wet Hot American Summer by aaaeehlnnrrrsstu June 5, 2004

Wet Hot American Summer 

The movie that defines Jew Camp !!!

Everything is correct in every detail except i would have to say that the heroin took it a little too far...

Most characters in this movie also appeared in Office Space.

McKinley: Arty, I need you to do me a favor. I need you to take a shower today.
Arty: Ok.
McKinley: 'Cause your parents are coming tomorrow and I don't want to get in trouble.
Arty: Sure.
McKinley: You haven't taken a shower once this summer. Not once in 8 weeks.
Arty: I will.
McKinley: You're covered in dirt. Take a shower.

-Wet Hot American Summer, a scene to remember

Wet Hot American Summer by Ereekita December 18, 2005

american blumpkin alaskin pipeline firedragon mexican hot pocket

The act of shitting in a condom and freezing it then using it as a dildo while the girl Is blowing you at the same time then when your about to ejaculate you stick your dick in her throat so that its comes out of her nose like a firedragon while at the same time

Getting a blumpkin on a fold able cough outside in new york

Dude I just your girlfriend an american blumpkin alaskin pipeline firedragon mexican hot pocket with you parents at the same time!!

american blumpkin alaskin pipeline firedragon mexican hot pocket by papajewww September 29, 2010