Ambi-shitter
A person whose decision to bring their phone to the bathroom depends on the anticipated duration of the shit. An ambi-shitter may leave the phone behind for a quick tactical deployment, but brings it along when expecting an extended engagement.
“Sometimes I take my phone when I shit, sometimes I don’t. Depends how long I think I’ll be in there. I’m an ambi-shitter.”
Ambi-shitter by Regretful Lettuce August 14, 2026