Amandretti

Person-morphing, through space and time, to combine Amanda and Mario Andretti, the race car driver. The result is a young woman with a lead foot and more than a couple speeding tickets.

Guy 1: Dude, why the hell does your sister drive like a mad woman?!
Guy 2: She's Amandretti. It's what she does. Hold on!

by amanda_cdn October 23, 2006

Amandretti

Person-morphing, through space and time, to combine Amanda and Mario Andretti, the race car driver. The result is a young woman with a lead foot and more than a couple speeding tickets.

Guy 1: Dude, why the hell does your sister drive like a mad woman?!
Guy 2: She's Amandretti. It's what she does. Hold on!

by a_cdn November 8, 2008

dirty andretti

whe driving your car and receiving oral sex, you lock the steering wheel down on the back of their head so they cannot come up

I gave Amy a Dirty Andretti while driving to see my parents.

by Brian O. May 4, 2005

Jeremy Andretti

a troubled, sensitive, cute 15 year old boy from ‘eight is enough’ starring dick van patten in late 70’s to early 80’s. Jeremy Andretti is played by actor Ralph Macchio, the original ‘Karate Kid’. Jeremy Andretti was introduced on season 5, keeping with 20+ episodes. Jeremy brought 9 to the family which Ralph Macchio joked “was too much.” which referred to the show ending when Jeremy arrived.

“what was ralph macchio’s name in eight is enough?l

“his name was jeremy andretti, he’s hot, right?”

by tessreah March 12, 2021

Jeremy Andretti

Hello, Jeremy Andretti’s wife speaking, I got 201 rings. (All colors of the rainbow) we are now married.

“Hello who are you?” “I’m Jeremy Andretti’s wife”

by JeremyAndrettiIsHot April 24, 2021

Sandy Andretti Hat

A fancy, expensive, wide brimmed hat usually worn by Sandy Andretti(ex-daughter-in-law of Mario Andretti,ex-wife of Michael Andretti,mom of Marco Andretti) at IndyCar races. Similar to Kentucky Derby Hats, but sticks out like a sore thumb in the environment it is usually sighted in.

You always know you're watching an Indy 500 rerun when you see a Sandy Andretti hat in the crowd.

by ConfettiCupcake June 17, 2009

Jeremy Andretti

Hello, Jeremy Andretti’s wife speaking, He has given me 201 plastic rings.(colors of the rainbow) We are now married.

“Hello who are you?” “I’m Jeremy Andretti’s wife”

by JeremyAndrettiIsHot April 24, 2021