Am Swear 

A Slang way of saying "I swear" and "I swear to you" at the same time.

Saying "Am Swear" holds a lot more weight than "I swear" because it's not only that you swear, but also that you swear to the person at the same time.

"Bro, Am Swear Bro, I kissed her."

Am Swear by Big Israeli Chode December 4, 2019

I solemnly swear I am up to no good 

Phrase that allows a person to see what is on the Marauder's Map. Told to Harry Potter by Fred and George Weasley

"When you want to open the map, say I solemnly swear I am up to no good; to close it, say mischief managed.

I solemnly swear I am up to no good by LitTeacher July 6, 2015

I solemnly swear I am up to no good 

Mischief managed

“I solemnly swear I am up to no good”

I solemnly swear I am up to no good by Billy & Bobby August 30, 2019

why am i searching this up 

Idk why are you searching this up

You are clearly bored and don't know what to search so I put this just to say I defined this first BTW why the fuck are you reading this? And why am i searching this up?

why am i searching this up by Nobody reads this June 4, 2018

Why am I searching this?

I don't know. You tell me. Seriously. You are asking a website a question that only you know. If you are searching this and want to know why you are searching this, then look into your brain, because I can't tell you.

Why am I searching this?

Why am I searching this? by desgames December 8, 2016

Why am I searching random words on UrbanDictionary? 

Most likely one of two reasons:
1. you're bored af
2. you have no life

But I guess there's always the third option...
3. finals

Now enjoy having wasted a good minute of your life typing in this ridiculous word that isn't a word and reading this stupid definition

Now I must use the word in order for this to be posted: Why am I searching random words on UrbanDictionary?

^Just ignore that okay?

Why am I searching random words on UrbanDictionary? by purpura7 October 6, 2016

why am i searching this up 

because you wanted to lol

why am i searching this up -me, 2 seconds ago

why am i searching this up by urban.ass March 2, 2024