Altamont

The smallest village in the world, everybody knows everyone elses business and the village is so small it doesn't even have a stop light. Home of the Altamont fair and located between hills/mountains aka the altamont escarpments.

We're going to altamont to hang out on the fairgrounds

Altamont by missybubu March 18, 2011

altamont

town and raceway made infamous by the 1969 free concert by the Rolling Stones, WHO HIRED THE HELL'S ANGELS TO PROVIDE SECURITY. Needless to say, shit got frantic and a kid died.

Smooth move dumbass. Tip 1 when planning a concert: DON'T HIRE BIKERS WHO WANT TO GANGRAPE YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE YOU BLEED TO DEATH FROM STAB WOUNDS AS SECURITY GAURDS.

altamont by Shawn E. November 12, 2003

altamont

A place that sucks

the altamont fair sucks

altamont by choppedliver July 13, 2003

altamont

A very good school in Mountain Brook where smart ppl go. Their enemy is Indian Springs.
Their homecoming phrases are pretty much Beat I.S.S! which they write on their knuckles and something else that sounds smarticle
They are the knights and their school colors and Black and Gold.

altamont private school

altamont by Missy Prissy Lissy Nissy October 9, 2008

Altamont, IL 

Altamont, IL is located 12 miles west of Effingham, Il on Interstate 70 or 88 miles east of St. Louis. The town was basically founded by Germans about 150 years ago, and German heritage can be seen all throughout town. Basically a wanna-be Effingham, IL with slightly less people. More famously known for hosting the Effingham County Fair. The town has a reputation of thinking they are better than the neighboring towns of St. Elmo, Beecher City, and Brownstown even though they are just as average as any other small town. The town is about 99% white and most teenagers listen to rap music, and think they are gangsters or prominant high school athletes (until the real world hits). Teenage beer parties seen to be the only thing in town for high schoolers. Altamont thinks its just as successful as top high school sports programs like Teutoplois or Effingham, but in reality they resemble Stew-Stras, St. Elmo, or Beecher City in althletic ability.

Interestingly, the nicest people you will find in town are those who have moved in Altamont (not originally from Altamont) or the lower middle class individuals who do not own a prominant busniness in town or carry a prominant job. It seems like about 20% of the town, controls most of its wealth.

Most residents of Altamont, IL continue to use the communication method of "gossip" to tell about all the misfortunes and breaking news in town.

A-Town usually reserved for rap capital Atlanta, GA, however Altamont, IL has used this to describe itself (although most people familar with the rap scene would agree that Atlanta and Altamont have nothing in common).

Schuetzenfest excuse given to get drunk in town and call it a "holiday"

Altamont, IL by local_resident_of_the _area December 20, 2010

Altamont Utah 

Altamont Utah is a small town in Utah. Lol, that was self explanatory. Altamont means high mountain. Which makes sense because the elevation of Altamont Utah is well over 6,000 feet.

Altamont Utah is like, really small.

Altamont Utah by Panagakis42069 March 17, 2022

A-Town Altamont Kansas 

Hometown Of Da Illest White Dj, DJ Diamondz, Yadadmeen?

Yo mang i got super hyphy & i woke up scrapin in A-Town Altamont Kansas.

A-Town Altamont Kansas by DJ Diamondz June 11, 2006