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A right wing extremist, inverse to left wing extreme SJW wokeflakes yet on the same coin in that both are preachy, condescending, often hypocritical or self conflicting, and make up the most extreme ends of their respective political spectrum areas.

Often the most aggressive and obnoxiously vocal of the political right despite being defensive to all criticism and lacking any humility or sense of possible self wrong, again, the inverse of an SJW.

Just like SJW, normally are truthfully in need of therapy and have massive yet fragile egos yet little to no personal achievements while telling others how they should live their lives.
SJW often try to paint all opposition as altards, even when truthfully proven wrong.

Altards may react with violence or intense verbal harassment when called out.
Similarly to SJW, they thrive on attention and are best left ignored and avoided since they normally cannot be reasoned with by anyone unless they possess deep psychological knowledge and have mass amounts of patience.
"Careful, I think a group were prowling around that area. I heard them mumble some anti-asian stuff about covid"

"Damn alt-ards. First the capitol storming, now this bullshit?"
Alt-ard by T0tty April 28, 2021
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altardation 

To assume the limited mental capabilities of one, Alan Edwards.
That guy just ate his own feces and giggled, that's some serious altardation right there.
altardation by surfbytes December 3, 2020
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altarded 

That idiot chewing on his own toenails is super altarded.
altarded by surfbytes December 3, 2020

Spedacinni Altardo 

A bastardized version of the dish fetucinni alfredo in which a retard has more than likely smeered his boogers and cum into.
Hey Tony dont go over to that special education kids house or youre gonna get stuck there eating spedacinni altardo with extra ass cheese.
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