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Alsal is a caring and, loving girl. She would do anything for her loved ones. Super cool! Full of great humour. Lives for the night. Doesn’t express her feelings and emotions to a lot of people. Rarely. Shy at first, but once you get to know her, she is the coolest person you will ever meet. She doesn’t make a lot of close eye contact with random people. Though when she does look into your eyes it feels like your looking into the most unique and extraordinary eyes. When it sparkles in the sun you will notice a thousands of colours. That will melt your heart.
Zack: woahh who’s that pretty girl
Mary: alsal
Alsal by Sao.alii November 21, 2021
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Alkaline Metals 

Alkaline metals are usually group 1 and 2 metals that form soluble alkaline metal hydroxide in water. These are : K, potassium

Na, Sodium

NH3, Ammonia

Ca, Calcium

Ba, Barium
Chemistry Teacher: KNNCB are your alkaline metals
Student: KNNCB?
Kanina Chao Chi Bai
*continues swearing*

Mr Allali 

The guy who yells at you and gives you detentions. When a kid drops paper in the bathroom apparently he says that’s vandalism.
“No, I don’t care if you miss bus! Sit Here”

“THE THIRD FLOOR IS BANISHED!!! Don’t ask why, never ask why”
“No eating in the hallways, CLOSE IT. Random Student: But Mr Allali I’m going to the cafeteria... CLOSE IT”
Mr Allali by ApparentlyImAnonymous November 29, 2019
This name tag is based on the characters from the famed korean webnovel, Lout of Counts Family by Yoo Reo Han.

It is defined as the strong connection of two sworn brothers, one a Crown Prince and a quarter dark elf named Alver Crossman, the other a slacker life dreamer and ex-Commander Cale Henituse. They often regard the other as a headache and someone who drives them crazy, yet still holding affection towards the others well being.

Alver made Cale sleep in his bedroom while he slept on the couch once when he was not feeling well. They both have similar way if thinking, and are both scheming, scamming bastards who do it for the sake of good. They are both idiots who does not know what the term “rest” means.

They have also hugged multiple times showing each other’s vulnerability as they depend on the other. Some regard Alver being the Sun and Cale as the moon.
“AlCale moments in the novel makes me feel giddy inside!”

“I am down bad for AlCale, I think about them 24/7. I think I have a problem”
“Are you an AlCale stan too?”
AlCale by maxirueee March 4, 2022

Mr. Alali 

Stupid teacher. Don't recommend. Jumps students while they're peeing. Currently trying to sew student for disrespecting him.

-5 Stars
Mr. Alali: Excuse me sir! No phones in the hallway! Where is your note to go to the bathroom?! Go back to class! Detention!
Every student who has fallen victim to him: Ah shit! Mr. Alali's coming for us!
Mr. Alali by clitorisaurus_rex March 29, 2019

Älskling 

swedish word for honey, darling you name it. you say älskling to some one you love. both to boys and girls.
1*Du är min Älskling(you are my darling)
Älskling by SIZZISISIZZI April 28, 2010

alalgazar 

Alalgazar is one of the 5 pure Argent Energy transmitter dimensions. The capital galaxy which has the same name is

situated in the Ahtuves Super-galaxy swarm, near the large nesting nebula called Strelsta Primus. It is inhabited by a type III advanced civilization called Alalgazarians.
Mom: Do homework
Boy: I'm busy, I open Alalgazar portal.
alalgazar by LawsoNT2 October 19, 2020
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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