Alphy Dumpy

An alphy dumpy is someone who's face looks completely morphed or mutated.

Ronnie-hey man, did you see see that guy over there?
Jeff-yeah dude hes an alphy dumpy

by Revansmask June 19, 2010

Alpha Dump

when your dump overrides the smell of other peoples dumps in a public restroom, thus asserting your dominance over them, and granting you relief from their aroma.

I took an alpha dump in the middle stall this morning. The other two left immediately.

by New_Uzer November 15, 2016