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Alphakeji 

The hottest user on TikTok also my amazing mutual
Hey is that alphakeji?
Yeah they’re so seggsy
Alphakeji by Pisskink05 February 28, 2021
Words you can keep

Alphabeticalness 

A shortened way of saying "alphabetical arrangement" or "way of placing words in alphabetical order" or "alphabetical arranging" or "alphabetical placement" or so on...
Dane: You guys are pretty funny roaming around Coles yelling out MAADDDDDYYYY
Star: Well yeah we are absorbing, adorable, agreeable, alluring, amiable, angelic, appealing, attractive, awesome, bewitching, captivating, charismatic, charming, choice, cute, cuddly, delectable, delightful, desirable, enamoring, enchanting, engaging, enthralling, entrancing, fascinating, fetching, friendly, genial, infatuating, likable, lovable, lovely, magnetic, mesmerizing, pleasant, rapturous, ravishing, seductive, sweet, tantalizing, tempting, titillating, people. w00t go my alphabeticalness

Alphabetical Mutation

A typo, but no ordinary typo.

This typo is something special, a word that will pop up and change your life forever, you may even bring it into your everyday speech. Although if you have any sanity or common sense you probably won't.

Often a word that comes with retarded spelling, but still vaguely understandable with its true meaning. A simple slip of the finger on your keyboard is all it takes, and there you have it... An Alphabetical Mutation.
"I wore my undies twice in a week hahaha"

"you're fairly crazy"

"way to go to crush my hopes and dreams"

"how did i do that? unless your hopes and dreams involved ubdies.."

"ubdies? don't you mean undies"

"ahh yes, that was an Alphabetical Mutation"
Alphabetical Mutation by ErikF September 6, 2012

Alphabetist 

Someone who is prejudiced against people who's names start with a letter near the end of the alphabet.
"Man we always get stuck at the end of the line, it sucks."
"Ya man. Its cause our names start in W and Y, and everyone here is a damn alphabetist."
Alphabetist by wrightman690 July 2, 2009

alphakeiji 

BEST MUTUAL IN THE WORLD🤩🤩
She's beautiful ugh🙄🙄🤞🤞
Go follow her rn or else😡😡👹👹
if you follow her you won't have back pain 😋😋😘😘
Person 1: hey have you followed alphakeiji yet??She cured my back pain😋😋
Person2:Who tf is alphakeiji?😨😨
Person1:ARE YOU DUMB?? 🤨🤨YOU IMBECILE...GO FOLLOW HER RIGHT NOW. OR ELSE I WILL RAIN LITERAL HELL FIRE UPON YOU.😡😡
Person2: okay okay😰😰 *Follows alphakeiji*
Person2: OMG!!!!!🤯🤯🤯MY BACK PAIN IS GONE!!1!1!11!!!!111!!!!🤗🤗🤗 I FEEL SO MUCH BETTER! SHE IS SO COOL!!!!!!
Person1:IKR?!?!? SHES THE BEST BESTIE THAT BESTIES OF BESTIES COULD EVER BESTIE BESTIE HAVE 😘😘

𝘆𝗼𝘂. 𝗴𝗼 𝗳𝗼𝗹𝗹𝗼𝘄 𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗿𝗻 𝗽𝗹𝘀 𝘀𝗵𝗲 𝗶𝘀 𝘀𝗼 𝗰𝗼𝗼𝗹 𝗶𝗱𝗸 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗲𝗹𝘀𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝘁𝗲𝗹𝗹 𝘂 𝗺𝗮𝗻 𝘀𝗵𝗲𝘀 𝗮𝗻 𝗮𝗺𝗮𝘇𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗺𝘂𝘁𝘂𝗮𝗹 𝘁𝗼 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 😋✌️‼️
alphakeiji by VentiStan February 28, 2021

iTunes alphabetical order 

Alphabetic order that ignores last names, as is used on iTunes.
"Shouldn't John Mayer be in the 'M' section of your CD organizer?"
"No man, I've got them in iTunes alphabetical order."
iTunes alphabetical order by Duke Bag February 29, 2008

Alphabecide 

The act of murdering your opponent in a word duel or game such as words with friends, scrabble, or boggle.
Kent-i challenge you to a game of words with friends
Kat-ok, but you should know I'm gonna alphabecide you and they'll never find the body!
Kent-why you always talking shit when you know my vocab be legit?!
Alphabecide by dark korner October 3, 2016
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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