Alphakeji 

The hottest user on TikTok also my amazing mutual

Hey is that alphakeji?
Yeah they’re so seggsy

Alphakeji by Pisskink05 February 28, 2021

Alphabeticalness 

A shortened way of saying "alphabetical arrangement" or "way of placing words in alphabetical order" or "alphabetical arranging" or "alphabetical placement" or so on...

Dane: You guys are pretty funny roaming around Coles yelling out MAADDDDDYYYY
Star: Well yeah we are absorbing, adorable, agreeable, alluring, amiable, angelic, appealing, attractive, awesome, bewitching, captivating, charismatic, charming, choice, cute, cuddly, delectable, delightful, desirable, enamoring, enchanting, engaging, enthralling, entrancing, fascinating, fetching, friendly, genial, infatuating, likable, lovable, lovely, magnetic, mesmerizing, pleasant, rapturous, ravishing, seductive, sweet, tantalizing, tempting, titillating, people. w00t go my alphabeticalness

Alphabeticalness by PrettyStarFury April 2, 2008

Alphabetical Mutation

A typo, but no ordinary typo.

This typo is something special, a word that will pop up and change your life forever, you may even bring it into your everyday speech. Although if you have any sanity or common sense you probably won't.

Often a word that comes with retarded spelling, but still vaguely understandable with its true meaning. A simple slip of the finger on your keyboard is all it takes, and there you have it... An Alphabetical Mutation.

"I wore my undies twice in a week hahaha"

"you're fairly crazy"

"way to go to crush my hopes and dreams"

"how did i do that? unless your hopes and dreams involved ubdies.."

"ubdies? don't you mean undies"

"ahh yes, that was an Alphabetical Mutation"

Alphabetical Mutation by ErikF September 6, 2012

Alphabetist 

Someone who is prejudiced against people who's names start with a letter near the end of the alphabet.

"Man we always get stuck at the end of the line, it sucks."
"Ya man. Its cause our names start in W and Y, and everyone here is a damn alphabetist."

Alphabetist by wrightman690 July 2, 2009

alphakeiji 

BEST MUTUAL IN THE WORLD🤩🤩
She's beautiful ugh🙄🙄🤞🤞
Go follow her rn or else😡😡👹👹
if you follow her you won't have back pain 😋😋😘😘

Person 1: hey have you followed alphakeiji yet??She cured my back pain😋😋
Person2:Who tf is alphakeiji?😨😨
Person1:ARE YOU DUMB?? 🤨🤨YOU IMBECILE...GO FOLLOW HER RIGHT NOW. OR ELSE I WILL RAIN LITERAL HELL FIRE UPON YOU.😡😡
Person2: okay okay😰😰 *Follows alphakeiji*
Person2: OMG!!!!!🤯🤯🤯MY BACK PAIN IS GONE!!1!1!11!!!!111!!!!🤗🤗🤗 I FEEL SO MUCH BETTER! SHE IS SO COOL!!!!!!
Person1:IKR?!?!? SHES THE BEST BESTIE THAT BESTIES OF BESTIES COULD EVER BESTIE BESTIE HAVE 😘😘

𝘆𝗼𝘂. 𝗴𝗼 𝗳𝗼𝗹𝗹𝗼𝘄 𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗿𝗻 𝗽𝗹𝘀 𝘀𝗵𝗲 𝗶𝘀 𝘀𝗼 𝗰𝗼𝗼𝗹 𝗶𝗱𝗸 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗲𝗹𝘀𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝘁𝗲𝗹𝗹 𝘂 𝗺𝗮𝗻 𝘀𝗵𝗲𝘀 𝗮𝗻 𝗮𝗺𝗮𝘇𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗺𝘂𝘁𝘂𝗮𝗹 𝘁𝗼 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 😋✌️‼️

alphakeiji by VentiStan February 28, 2021

iTunes alphabetical order 

Alphabetic order that ignores last names, as is used on iTunes.

"Shouldn't John Mayer be in the 'M' section of your CD organizer?"
"No man, I've got them in iTunes alphabetical order."

iTunes alphabetical order by Duke Bag February 29, 2008

Alphabecide 

The act of murdering your opponent in a word duel or game such as words with friends, scrabble, or boggle.

Kent-i challenge you to a game of words with friends
Kat-ok, but you should know I'm gonna alphabecide you and they'll never find the body!
Kent-why you always talking shit when you know my vocab be legit?!

Alphabecide by dark korner October 3, 2016