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Alphakeji

The hottest user on TikTok also my amazing mutual
Hey is that alphakeji?
Yeah theyโ€™re so seggsy
by Pisskink05 February 28, 2021
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Alphabeticalness

A shortened way of saying "alphabetical arrangement" or "way of placing words in alphabetical order" or "alphabetical arranging" or "alphabetical placement" or so on...
Dane: You guys are pretty funny roaming around Coles yelling out MAADDDDDYYYY
Star: Well yeah we are absorbing, adorable, agreeable, alluring, amiable, angelic, appealing, attractive, awesome, bewitching, captivating, charismatic, charming, choice, cute, cuddly, delectable, delightful, desirable, enamoring, enchanting, engaging, enthralling, entrancing, fascinating, fetching, friendly, genial, infatuating, likable, lovable, lovely, magnetic, mesmerizing, pleasant, rapturous, ravishing, seductive, sweet, tantalizing, tempting, titillating, people. w00t go my alphabeticalness
by PrettyStarFury April 2, 2008
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Alphabetical Mutation

A typo, but no ordinary typo.

This typo is something special, a word that will pop up and change your life forever, you may even bring it into your everyday speech. Although if you have any sanity or common sense you probably won't.

Often a word that comes with retarded spelling, but still vaguely understandable with its true meaning. A simple slip of the finger on your keyboard is all it takes, and there you have it... An Alphabetical Mutation.
"I wore my undies twice in a week hahaha"

"you're fairly crazy"

"way to go to crush my hopes and dreams"

"how did i do that? unless your hopes and dreams involved ubdies.."

"ubdies? don't you mean undies"

"ahh yes, that was an Alphabetical Mutation"
by ErikF September 6, 2012
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Alphabetist

Someone who is prejudiced against people who's names start with a letter near the end of the alphabet.
"Man we always get stuck at the end of the line, it sucks."
"Ya man. Its cause our names start in W and Y, and everyone here is a damn alphabetist."
by wrightman690 July 2, 2009
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alphakeiji

BEST MUTUAL IN THE WORLD๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿคฉ
She's beautiful ugh๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿคž๐Ÿคž
Go follow her rn or else๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ‘น
if you follow her you won't have back pain ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜
Person 1: hey have you followed alphakeiji yet??She cured my back pain๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹
Person2:Who tf is alphakeiji?๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜จ
Person1:ARE YOU DUMB?? ๐Ÿคจ๐ŸคจYOU IMBECILE...GO FOLLOW HER RIGHT NOW. OR ELSE I WILL RAIN LITERAL HELL FIRE UPON YOU.๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก
Person2: okay okay๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ˜ฐ *Follows alphakeiji*
Person2: OMG!!!!!๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคฏ๐ŸคฏMY BACK PAIN IS GONE!!1!1!11!!!!111!!!!๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค— I FEEL SO MUCH BETTER! SHE IS SO COOL!!!!!!
Person1:IKR?!?!? SHES THE BEST BESTIE THAT BESTIES OF BESTIES COULD EVER BESTIE BESTIE HAVE ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜

๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚. ๐—ด๐—ผ ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—น๐—น๐—ผ๐˜„ ๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐—ฟ๐—ป ๐—ฝ๐—น๐˜€ ๐˜€๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ถ๐˜€ ๐˜€๐—ผ ๐—ฐ๐—ผ๐—ผ๐—น ๐—ถ๐—ฑ๐—ธ ๐˜„๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ ๐—ฒ๐—น๐˜€๐—ฒ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐˜๐—ฒ๐—น๐—น ๐˜‚ ๐—บ๐—ฎ๐—ป ๐˜€๐—ต๐—ฒ๐˜€ ๐—ฎ๐—ป ๐—ฎ๐—บ๐—ฎ๐˜‡๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐—บ๐˜‚๐˜๐˜‚๐—ฎ๐—น ๐˜๐—ผ ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐Ÿ˜‹โœŒ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธ
by VentiStan February 28, 2021
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iTunes alphabetical order

Alphabetic order that ignores last names, as is used on iTunes.
"Shouldn't John Mayer be in the 'M' section of your CD organizer?"
"No man, I've got them in iTunes alphabetical order."
by Duke Bag February 29, 2008
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Alphabecide

The act of murdering your opponent in a word duel or game such as words with friends, scrabble, or boggle.
Kent-i challenge you to a game of words with friends
Kat-ok, but you should know I'm gonna alphabecide you and they'll never find the body!
Kent-why you always talking shit when you know my vocab be legit?!
by dark korner October 3, 2016
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