Alpha Wank

When a male has a wank staring at himself in the mirror, usually accompanied with positive remarks "you're a fuckin good looking bastard"
One would engage in such activities to build confidence within themselves as an alpha and also in the bedroom.

Bro I had the best alpha wank last night, I feel real alpha today from it

by M3n1s January 11, 2022

alphamankecheeks

When a man sees a peng women an see her cheeks are proper alpha and she likes big bunda monkeys

Oi, blud juliet has her alphamankecheeks out innit

by MankeLikesBihgBunda March 10, 2021

alphawannism

being defined : Alphawannism is the strong belief that alpha wann is the reincarnation of god. a term used by hardcore alpha wann fans who are called alphawannists and who are usually extremely smart, funny, cultivated, fun to be around, reliable and extremely hot people.

alphawannism being defined :-Hey you seen really cool I was curious, do you believe in God ?
-Hell yea, I believe in Alpha Wann, I’m an alphawannist !

by louloulelou69 November 21, 2021