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Alpha King 

Alpha King refers to an Alpha Male that is ultimately superior and therefore holds complete dominance over all others.

The human social order differentiates among Alpha, beta and omega. All Alphas are however not created equal and it is the Alpha King that reigns supreme over all others.

The Alpha King has first right over other Alphas to space, comfort, food and mating partners. The Alpha King is like other Alphas genetically superior, socially/ emotionally/ rationally intelligent and financially strong. The Alpha King however embodies most, if not all, of these characteristics. Hes superiority is therefore undeniable. Betas and omegas subliminally look for this in an Alpha King, as they need protection to survive on a daily basis and superior DNA to ensure the survival of the species in the long run.

Alphas are selected by their subordinates to fulfill a critical social role as leader. They obtain it through submissive service. In return they bestow priviledges on the Alpha King that enable him to fulfill these responsibilities, such as more rest, more food and more mating opportunities. Priviledge is therefore a responsibility. The Alpha King is therefore as much a servant to hes people as they are in service to him. There is therefore strength in submissive service.

This is the ultimate social order as it benefits all.
He is an Alpha King and reigns supremely dominant over all other Alphas, betas and omegas alike.
Alpha King by Sir Smit December 10, 2017
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alphaing 

When a man walks into a space where there are one or more men in a way that announces his alpha maleness in some obviously way. This can be with a slow, shoulder-swinging walk, or just with a tough guy look on his face or with another affected gesture of nonchalance.

It can be as little as shooting you with a look though to 'let you know he's there' and is the alpha male within this particular territory, unless you have any ambitions to prove otherwise
Her ex-boyfriend walked in and started alphaing over by the the bar.
alphaing by Stivchik October 14, 2016

Alphaing 

A sexual term/flirting term when a woman says no but you are smart enough to read the situation and carry on
I was alphaing a chick last night she told me to stop but she was laughing so I carried on and at the end she said it was the best experience she had ever
Alphaing by xsoulmanz November 15, 2022

Alphakino 

A kid who copes too hard (utter trash at cpvp)

Gigachad Gallyo slays him ez

Stay mad stay bad ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Jeesh, Alphakino is so TRASH at CPVP. Being slayed by Mbuilder5290 % Gallyo, cope harder kid
Alphakino by Gallyo April 14, 2021
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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