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Alonzo F 

A lovely boyfriend with a sparkling personality. He is the most handsome man you will ever lay your eyes on.
He is an amazing lover and always is caring and respectful <3

He is someone you would love to spend your life with because he is just simply amazing!

He sings to you in the car, and magically puts a smile on your face :o)
Gee! That man is such an Alonzo F!!

My boyfriend will never compare to Alonzo F! :C
Alonzo F by kirstynisradd August 15, 2011
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alonzoflo 

Handsome, caring but at times impossible. Alonzoflos are very hardworking and will do anything for their family. They are very impatient and cant stand waiting in line or anything other place. Alonzoflos love their families. They will do anything for them. They are also very handymen. They can fix and do anything. You might want to get yourself an alonzoflo.
Wow look at that alonzoflo. He really knows what's up
alonzoflo by Alonzoflo May 26, 2018

Fernando Alonso. 

A Two time World Drivers Champion, whose poor behaviour/rants distracts everyone from the fact that he is ACTUALLY a good driver. He is currently driving at Ferrari. He is only a handful of F1 drivers who can drive fast with somewhat difficult cars. An excuse for his two W.D.C's at Renault is that Michale Schumacer was old at Ferrari, but this is open to debate.
"Fernando Alonso."

Guy1: Hey, have you heard about Alonso?

Guy2: Yes, a twat and a good driver at the same time.. Shame...

Fernando.A: (during a race: team radio) Where is Lewis?
Team: (radio): He was second, and after drive through he IS second.
Fernando.A: (radio) NOT FAIRRR!!!! ;(
Fernando Alonso. by I_Got_Wood October 19, 2010

Fernando Alonso 

The best rookie on the grid.
Fernando Alonso is carrying Aston Martin. Couldn’t expect anything less from the best rookie.

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026