alonzoflo

Handsome, caring but at times impossible. Alonzoflos are very hardworking and will do anything for their family. They are very impatient and cant stand waiting in line or anything other place. Alonzoflos love their families. They will do anything for them. They are also very handymen. They can fix and do anything. You might want to get yourself an alonzoflo.

Wow look at that alonzoflo. He really knows what's up

alonzoflo by Alonzoflo May 26, 2018

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alonzoo

The best muthafucka out there

Holy shit he is an alonzoo

alonzoo by EliteMerci November 16, 2016

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Alonology

The study of why you or your friend gets no bitches

I'm starting to study Alonology to find us some bitches

Alonology by Mzstroyer July 13, 2022

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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