"He was messaging me about shit he didn't know about, couldn't afford, and wanted me to do, and doing the opposite of whatever advice I was giving him. Totally almonding"
To beatsomeone up using various homemade traps, weapons, and tools.
Guy 1 - "Dude, someone keeps on home aloneing you?"
Guy 2 - "Yeah, it's so weird that anybody would really do that..."
Guy 1 - "I'm guessing it's just for some messed up prank"
Either an incredibly good chocolate bar, or an insanely awesome person that everyone wants to hang out with on a constant basis, typically being a cheerleader or jock of some sort.
Almandinger you need to get your ass over here and get thisparty started!