Almond Mound 

A term for a woman's lady-part from an anterior view.

"Man, look at that girl's almond mound."

Almond Mound by anonymous December 14, 2020

California Almond Mound

Where a guy lays in a bathtub and thirteen or fourteen bitches (ugly or hot) shit on him till he’s swimming in the human shit waste.
After they have completed the task of filling the bathtub up with runny and chunky shit the man has to eat as much as he can to fill his stomach up. After that he then gags himself over the top of the toilet where new water comes in and flush the toilet then throws up the shit in the toilet. The toilet will then fill the toilet up with liquified shit and he has drink it all like a dog. If he is lucky he will get a couple of chuncks in it

I came back to my house and smelled what I thought was a California almond mound in my bathroom

California Almond Mound by Big White Man July 3, 2021

Almond Joy-Mounds Syndrome

Someone who is bipolar. Originates from the famous ad campaign for the candy bar where the slogan was "Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you dont...."

Personally, Susan looks like she is suffering from the Almond Joy-Mounds syndrome

Almond Joy-Mounds Syndrome by Luis H. November 19, 2004