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Almighty Anal Attack of Allah 

The Quran was orally revealed by the Almighty Saviour Allah to the final prophet, Muhammad the Terrorist, through the suicide bomber Gabriel (Jibril), incrementally over a period of some 23 years, beginning on 22 December 609 BE (Before Explosion). The information Muhammad received was of great significance and power to the Islamic People, for Allah had revealed his true righteous power only known in the Quran as the Almighty Anal Attack of Allah. It is stated that this holy power has destructive capabilities towards the rectum of the sinners of mankind, also known as the infidels. Once Almighty Allah has begun his furious strike on the anal cavity of the infidels, he proceeds to have a Bukkake Party and partakes in the islamic tradition, formally known in the Quran as a Croaky Jim; The divine cum Allah secretes is said to wash the worthy infidels of their sins and reveal the true path of freedom Islam brings to society, those who are deemed unworthy perish. The cleansed infidels with newfound peace are welcomed into the Islamic life as a Prophet of Allah, eventually receiving the promised gift of 42 virgins in the afterlife; serving Allah as his humble servants.
Submit to Allah or succumb to the Almighty Anal Attack of Allah.
ISIS THEME SONG (lyrics included to sing-along)
Saleelul sawarim nasheedul ubah
Wa darbul qitaly tariqul haya
Fa baynaq tihamin yubidu tugha
Wa kateem musawtim jamilun sadah
Saleelul sawarim nasheedul ubah
Wa darbul qitaly tariqul haya
Fa baynaq tihamin yubidu tugha
Wa kateem musawtim jamilun sadah

Behi azadini w galal bugha faya qawmi hubu lidarbil kumah
Fa ima hayatun tasurul hudah wa ima ma'matun yughighul uda
Wa ima ma'matun yughighul uda

Saleelul sawarim nasheedul ubah
Wa darbul qitaly tariqul haya
Fa baynaq tihamin yubidu tugha
Wa kateem musawtim jamilun sadah

Faqum yaw'faya lidarbin naja lilamdi saweeya nasudul ghuza
Wa narfa umajida wa nu'leh jiba abat antadila be ghairil ilah
Abat antadila le ghairil ilah

Saleelul sawarim nasheedul ubah
Wa darbul qitaly tariqul haya
Fa baynaq tihamin yubidu tugha
Wa kateem musawtim jamilun sadah
Saleelul sawarim nasheedul ubah
Wa darbul qitaly tariqul haya
Fa baynaq tihamin yubidu tugha
Wa kateem musawtim jamilun sadah

Il al haqi haya da'ana lewa
Li sahil manaya be harbi aydah
Faman ma ta'minna fi dan an himah
Bi janati khuldin sayaghdu azah
Bi janati khuldin sayaghdu azah
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